greeting your relatives

more people should be reblogging this version, because I think it's terrible that men just sort of trail off down there
Reblog if you have a gaseous lower body
When I got my tubes tied someone lady told me i was just a thing now cause i can't have kids. like she thought she was being polite. she said it's like when a dog gets fixed they're genderless. :/:/:/
me, googling: How many people is a village
google: A village is a population settlement that's smaller than a town but larger than a hamlet
me, googling: How many people is a hamlet
google: Hamlet is a play by shakespeare
Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way